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Playing with Puns-by Michael Roberts   Source:Thuppahis From Lakshman & Sanath Jayatilaka: To all connoisseurs of good puns “My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve” How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side ************* I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work How do you make holy water? You take some regular water & boil the hell out of it *************** Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen *************** What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter ************** Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” ************** Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get ...