Smart Answers On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him… ‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?… I want to gift it to my wife..!!’ Lady: ‘Don’t Buy it for her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’ A letter from a teacher to a parent: Dear Parent: Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him. Parent’s answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don’t smell him, Teach him…… Mother to Son: Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son : Don’t know Mother : Sometime give attention to study also Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother : Don’t know Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also.. A cute excuse: Teacher- Y r u late? Student- Mom dad were fighting. Teacher- so what makes U late if dey were fighting? Student- one shoe was in mom’s hand and ...