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    Australian tourist advice eLanka Comedy….. These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia?  I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow?  (UK).  A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.    Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?  (USA) ...